"The comedian Max made the show."
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"We enjoyed the show, Max. Don't tell anybody, but you were the best."
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"Saw the Showgirls show. It was fabulous. Max was the greatest super star!"
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"The showgirls, the singing...and the comedian (Max) was superb...and all done in good taste."
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"You're my kind of guy!"
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"I laughed so hard, I almost wet myself!"
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"You're the best. Unparalleled!"
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"Just what I needed...excellent."
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"Makes the Comedy Show look like amateurs..."
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"...quick on the uptake..."
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"I've only got one thing to say, 'You're funny as sh--!'"
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"Just as good the second time..."
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"You need to get a better agent!"
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"Excellent! Excellent! You made the show...no, you made my day!"
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"Amazing personality, you're the best I've ever seen!"
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"Super duper!"
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"You've got a lot of class."
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"What are you doing here?" (a compliment, we're sure)
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"Where have you been hidden? Really fantastic."
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"You had us crying!" (again, in a complementary way)
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"Hilarious! I don't think I ever laughed so hard."
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"If you can make me laugh, you're goooood!"
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"I'm not gay, but...you're the best part of the show!"
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"Wonderful show! You're a very talented human being. G-- has blessed you."
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"Super magnificent."
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"You're a natural."
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"You made my cheek hurt!" (is there anything better?)
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"You made my trip."
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"You have the wit of Don Rickles."
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"Best Elvis impersonaor I've ever seen!" (referring, of course, Max's dog JoJo as The King)
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"You made me laugh so hard, my mascara ran!"
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"They say 'Laughing is healthy.' After that (Max's performance), I must be the healthiest person in town!"
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"You are precious." (an underappreciated fact)
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"Max, you rock!"
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"You're an absolute character!"
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"I didn't know I could laugh so hard."
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"You are a funny f---er!"
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"You made my face hurt!" (all the best comedy-magicians do...)
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"You are the life of the show."
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"You are crazy!" (like a fox)
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"Extremely entertaining..."
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"Very creative...and great critters too!"
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"I feel like I know you!" (followed by a hug--cool, huh?)
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"You're smooth, a true professional."
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